Naturally, the Notsinki needs a stream of interns to keep its crew up and running. The primary contractor is Joakim Angsdy of the Angsdy Intern Department (AID), who has the necessary skills to shred the paperwork inherent in the business. Still, there is a public (i.e. internal) report showing the status of the different interns utilized in the sub.
Fresh Intern 1 Juan – KIA. Swam through the engine exhaust and melted alive. AID note to all future interns: Don’t swim past nuclear engine exhausts. They’re hot.
Fresh Intern 2 Sue – KIA. Got torn in pieces by a mud raptor while fixing the very same hull it burst through.
Fresh Intern 3 Dee – KIA. Was outside dispatching of a dead thresher to avoid more threshers coming for the smell, was promptly hunted by a thresher coming for the smell.
Fresh Intern 4 Thor – KIA. Was surprise attacked by a mud raptor in a sunken sub. Bled to death the second the doctor arrived.
Fresh Intern 5 Clive – Still kicking. However, has been seen spuriously hovering in the captain’s cabin. Sadly, exorsists disappeared with the apocalypse. Would be put on temporary leave while finding a solution, but someone needs to “test repair” the electrical sockets.
